The point of this game is to write a stupid nonsense story that would never actually happen. You can use characters from the books, characters you made up, or even people on this site(But I think you should ask them first). I don't care. Just write something dumb that will make you laugh.I'll write one first.Oh,and they don't have to follow the previous one posted,but it would be funnier.
Tigerstar was annoying Brambleclaw again. "Luke.... Uh... I mean Brambleclaw! I am your father!' He said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Screamed Brambleclaw. "Join me Luke.... I mean Brambleclaw! The Dark Side is stronger!Plus we have cookies!" Said Tigerstar. Then Firestar showed up and smacked Tigerstar with a frying pan. "STOP COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HARASS BRAMBLECLAW YOU JERK!" Shouted Firestar. "Dad? Where'd you get the frying pan?" Asked Squirrelflight. "I stoled it from Onestar of course!" Firestar replied. "ZOMG LYK GIV BAK MI FRYING PAN U #%$@!1!!!!11!!!!!11!1!1" Screamed Onestar.
Meanwhile, In StarClan: "Mother, what is a frying pan?" Stonefur asked. "I have no idea." Said Bluestar.
Sunpaw nudged Moonpaw hopefully. "c'mon!" "Where in StarClan are you taking me?" Moonpaw meowed warily. "To ThunderClan!" Sunpaw exclaimed as she slid through the camps entrance. "Jaypaw..." she called. The gray tom poked his head out of the den, and gasped. "Sunpaw! You came!" Sunpaw licked his head gleefully. "Of coarse, furball!" "Why'd you bring me if your only coming to break the warrior code?" Moonpaw hissed to Sunpaw quietly. Sunpaw pointed her tail at a golden tom. "I thought you'd like to meet Lionpaw." "OMG LIONPAW!!!" Moonpaw squealed. (XD) Doubledatedoubledate! XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"LAWL," Sunpaw exclaimed randomy. She also smooched Jaypaw. XD Moonpaw glanced at her curiously. "Hey!" she mewed. "I can be RANDOOM twew!" She grabbed a stick from the nearby bush and bonked Sunpaw with it. "I depise joo!" she repeated. >;3 Sunpaw continued smooching.
Lionpaw then padded up to her,grabbed her paw,pulled Moonpaw into him,and kissed her then and there.When he pulled away,Moonpaw had drool coming out of her mouth,and she was blushing madly. "LYK,OMG! HE KISSED MEH!" She yelled as she ran through the forest.
Sunpaw and Jaypaw exchanged glances, shrugged, and danced around Lionpaw singing. "We did it! We did it! We did it! Hooray! Yeah, we did it!" ((That's loike, so off of Dora tha explora XD))
Lawl.Dora. That reminds me of that Drake and Josh episode.Okay,here's a differ one. ------------------------------
Silverstream was padding back up on the rainbow of loviness back to StarClan and Batman popped out and sang, "DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BATMAN!!!!!!!" And then he took out some random sword and cut the rainbow in half. And then Silverstream shrieked as she fell to the ground. And then, far away in ThunderClan, Graystripe felt a wave run through him. "I feel my Silverstream senses tingling!" he mewed. "SILVERSTREAM, I SHALL SAVE YOU!" And then he ran super-fast to Silverstream and caught her before she fell. And Millie sobbed. "Graystripe...I thought we had something special!" And then she was angry. "Fine then. It's over, Graystripe. I'm going out with Zac Efron." And Vanessa Hudgens was sad. But Zac said, "I'm sorry, but you were too ding dang clingy!" And then Zac picked up Millie and they ran away and eloped. And Graystripe and Silverstream were confused, cause they had no idea what the word eloped meant, but Silverstream finally said, "Thank you Lavaboy, for saving me." And then Graystripe was pissed off. "I'm not Lavaboy. I'm Graystripe. And the name is Sharkboy. God." And then he dumped Silverstream on the floor and padded away. And then Bluestar laughed as she shoved popcorn in her mouth. "THAT WAS GREAT!!!" And then Silverstream was all like "LAVABOY!!! I mean.....SHARKBOY....I Mean.....GRAYSTRIPE!!!! DON't leave me like this!I thought you loved me?" Graystripe turned towards her and looked into her deep beautiful blue eyes. "I'm sorry Silverstream,but I found someone else...." "WWWHHHAAATTT?!?!???!?!?!",Shouted SIlverstream."WHO IS IT?WHY I OUGHTA KICK HER SCRAWNY LITTLE @$$!!!!!" Graystripe was afraid of this.He knew that she would get mad,so he tried to brake it to ehr slowly."It's......It's.......Vanessa Hudgens." "WHAT?!!!?!?!?!???!?" She shouted even louder."YOU PICKED HER OVER ME???!!!??!?!?!??! " Graystripe nodded his head rapidly. "FINE!SO BE IT!I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!" Then she climbed the OTHER rainbow of loviness all the way to Starclan,huffing and puffing away all the little piggies houses.Even the brick one.Then Tigerstar appeared out of no where and started talking like some hill-billykittypet.
"YO GRAYSTRIPE!!!! Whazzup ma man?Hoya doin' man?" "WILL YA KEEP IT DOWN THERE?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?" Shouted Silverstream. "Whoa,somebodeh woke up on the wrong side of the den." Replied Tigerstar. "ANYWHOOOO.Yo Graystripe.You and ur girlfriend wanna come with me,scourge and Hawkfrost to the Matchbox20 concert?" "HELL YEAH!!!!BELIEVE IT!!!!" Garystripe shouted,jumping up and down like a spaz.And then, Graystripe,Vanessa,Tigerstar,Scourge and Hawkfrost skipped merrily to the concert and when they came back to camp,they brought everyone some Matchbox20 t-shirts.
Sunpaw pranced merrily along her way to camp, when suddenly, a big, fat chunk of steak fell infront of her. She glanced around to see if anybody was watching, then picked up the steak and bounded into ThunderClan. "Look, Brambleclaw! Sunpaw exclaimed. "I have MEAT!" "Wewt!" Brambleclaw squealed like a girl, and Sunpaw joined in. They did that untill Squirrlflight and Hollypaw came in, and that's when it aaaallll began.... *remotely looks into flash back*
Sunpaw: I heart meat! Oh, hi you two
Hollypaw: *glares*
Sunpaw: O.o
Brambleclaw: Hollypaw, don't glare at an almost warrior like that.
Sunpaw: >;3 My warrior ceremony is today.
Hollypaw: WHAT???!!! Unfair!
Squirrelflight: Yeah, our daughter is also ready for her ceremony.
